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SicSemperTryannis
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PostSubject: Communist Humor Thread!   Communist Humor Thread! Icon_minitimeSun Jul 06, 2008 8:41 pm

GOGOGOGO

George W. Bush and Communist ideology both have something in common: they have no class.

BA-ZING.
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PostSubject: Re: Communist Humor Thread!   Communist Humor Thread! Icon_minitimeSun Jul 06, 2008 8:58 pm

omfg that's awful LOLOLOLOL
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PostSubject: Re: Communist Humor Thread!   Communist Humor Thread! Icon_minitimeSun Jul 06, 2008 9:00 pm

did you make that up? cause that was awesome
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PostSubject: Re: Communist Humor Thread!   Communist Humor Thread! Icon_minitimeMon Jul 07, 2008 12:36 am

"BA-ZING"

Haha, sadly, it took me awhile to get it. Embarassed
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PostSubject: Re: Communist Humor Thread!   Communist Humor Thread! Icon_minitimeMon Jul 07, 2008 7:19 am

Ruadhan wrote:
did you make that up? cause that was awesome

Nope, I stole it from Stephen Colbert's book. xD

Here's another, and this one is original:

How many bourgeoisie does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They get the Proletariat to do it for them.

ZA-BANG!
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PostSubject: Re: Communist Humor Thread!   Communist Humor Thread! Icon_minitimeMon Jul 07, 2008 7:43 am

LOL XD ima tell that to others, if that's alright with you
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PostSubject: Re: Communist Humor Thread!   Communist Humor Thread! Icon_minitimeMon Jul 07, 2008 8:45 am

solpacvoicis wrote:
LOL XD ima tell that to others, if that's alright with you

Of course, comrade. Very Happy

I'm still trying to think of more.

Um...

A bourgeois and a proletariat walk into a bar? No, that doesn't seem right...
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PostSubject: Re: Communist Humor Thread!   Communist Humor Thread! Icon_minitimeMon Jul 07, 2008 8:58 am

lol, yeeeaaaahh XD
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PostSubject: Re: Communist Humor Thread!   Communist Humor Thread! Icon_minitimeTue Jul 08, 2008 12:56 pm

Alexander the Great, Caesar and Napoleon observed the army parade in Red Square, as honorable visitors.

'If I had had Soviet tanks,' Alexander said, 'I would have been invincible!'

'If I had had Soviet planes,' Caesar speaks, 'I could have conquered the whole world!'

'And if I had had Pravda,' Napoleon said, 'the world, even now, would not have found out about Waterloo!'
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PostSubject: Re: Communist Humor Thread!   Communist Humor Thread! Icon_minitimeTue Jul 08, 2008 1:48 pm

Zeronos wrote:
Alexander the Great, Caesar and Napoleon observed the army parade in Red Square, as honorable visitors.

'If I had had Soviet tanks,' Alexander said, 'I would have been invincible!'

'If I had had Soviet planes,' Caesar speaks, 'I could have conquered the whole world!'

'And if I had had Pravda,' Napoleon said, 'the world, even now, would not have found out about Waterloo!'

"Napolean said" haha, thats great. lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Communist Humor Thread!   Communist Humor Thread! Icon_minitimeWed Jul 09, 2008 2:10 am

Lenin showed us how to govern. Stalin showed us how not to govern. Khrushchev showed us that any fool can govern. And Brezhnev showed us that not every fool can govern.
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