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SicSemperTryannis Radical
Posts : 66 Join date : 2008-07-04 Age : 34 Location : Cape Coral, FL
| Subject: Communist Humor Thread! Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:41 pm | |
| GOGOGOGO
George W. Bush and Communist ideology both have something in common: they have no class.
BA-ZING. | |
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solpacvoicis Soviet Administrator
Posts : 365 Join date : 2008-07-03
| Subject: Re: Communist Humor Thread! Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:58 pm | |
| omfg that's awful LOLOLOLOL | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Communist Humor Thread! Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:00 pm | |
| did you make that up? cause that was awesome |
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Periodic Leftist
Posts : 16 Join date : 2008-07-07 Age : 115 Location : Illinois USA
| Subject: Re: Communist Humor Thread! Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:36 am | |
| "BA-ZING" Haha, sadly, it took me awhile to get it. | |
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SicSemperTryannis Radical
Posts : 66 Join date : 2008-07-04 Age : 34 Location : Cape Coral, FL
| Subject: Re: Communist Humor Thread! Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:19 am | |
| - Ruadhan wrote:
- did you make that up? cause that was awesome
Nope, I stole it from Stephen Colbert's book. xD Here's another, and this one is original: How many bourgeoisie does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They get the Proletariat to do it for them. ZA-BANG! | |
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solpacvoicis Soviet Administrator
Posts : 365 Join date : 2008-07-03
| Subject: Re: Communist Humor Thread! Mon Jul 07, 2008 7:43 am | |
| LOL XD ima tell that to others, if that's alright with you | |
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SicSemperTryannis Radical
Posts : 66 Join date : 2008-07-04 Age : 34 Location : Cape Coral, FL
| Subject: Re: Communist Humor Thread! Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:45 am | |
| - solpacvoicis wrote:
- LOL XD ima tell that to others, if that's alright with you
Of course, comrade. I'm still trying to think of more. Um... A bourgeois and a proletariat walk into a bar? No, that doesn't seem right... | |
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solpacvoicis Soviet Administrator
Posts : 365 Join date : 2008-07-03
| Subject: Re: Communist Humor Thread! Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:58 am | |
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Zeronos Leftist
Posts : 14 Join date : 2008-07-03
| Subject: Re: Communist Humor Thread! Tue Jul 08, 2008 12:56 pm | |
| Alexander the Great, Caesar and Napoleon observed the army parade in Red Square, as honorable visitors.
'If I had had Soviet tanks,' Alexander said, 'I would have been invincible!'
'If I had had Soviet planes,' Caesar speaks, 'I could have conquered the whole world!'
'And if I had had Pravda,' Napoleon said, 'the world, even now, would not have found out about Waterloo!' | |
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Sin Studying Revolutionary
Posts : 136 Join date : 2008-07-07 Age : 115 Location : USA Illinois
| Subject: Re: Communist Humor Thread! Tue Jul 08, 2008 1:48 pm | |
| - Zeronos wrote:
- Alexander the Great, Caesar and Napoleon observed the army parade in Red Square, as honorable visitors.
'If I had had Soviet tanks,' Alexander said, 'I would have been invincible!'
'If I had had Soviet planes,' Caesar speaks, 'I could have conquered the whole world!'
'And if I had had Pravda,' Napoleon said, 'the world, even now, would not have found out about Waterloo!' "Napolean said" haha, thats great. | |
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Zeronos Leftist
Posts : 14 Join date : 2008-07-03
| Subject: Re: Communist Humor Thread! Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:10 am | |
| Lenin showed us how to govern. Stalin showed us how not to govern. Khrushchev showed us that any fool can govern. And Brezhnev showed us that not every fool can govern. | |
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